Right before Holy Musical, B@man!...
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Nick Lang (over the loud speaker):
Hello StarKids! Our showing of Holy Muuuuusical, B@man will begin momentarily! In case of a fire, please quickly and calmly run for your lives.
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StarKids (just behind the curtain):
SHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Brian Holden:
Hey guys, who's playing Batman tonight?
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StarKids:
SHHHHHH!!!
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Joe Walker:
Anyone remember my first line?
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StarKids:
SHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Meredith Stepien:
Good thing it's a nine o'clock showing (it was an eight o'clock showing).
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StarKids:
SHHHHHH!!!!!
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Random guy that just entered the theater:
Did it start yet?
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Random guy's friend:
No, they're just doing weird stuff.
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StarKids:
SHHHHH!!!!
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Random girl:
(fake sneezes just like Voldemort in A Very Potter Musical)
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StarKids:
SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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And then the play actually started.













